A Deadpool movie in which….

sigurdvolsung:

….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard”!

Let’s play a game!

intergalacticju:

seekoutstarlight:

foxberryblue:

Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.

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….Tea.

Nail polish… oh god no

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

Happy national dog day. Someone hug their puppers for me cuz I miss mine.

mysticmoonhigh:

joanegbert:

ask-thehooded:

yiffyboy666:

dennys:

Another day, another story. Eh Tumblr? This one is about Rapunzel. A fair maiden locked away in a tower, hidden from ever finding true love. Sad, huh? Well not too bad. See, Rapunzel was born outside of a Denny’s. And through some fairy tale magic that reason and logic could never explain, she was given long, beautiful bacon hair. So, this prince guy was riding by her prison tower one day, when he saw Rapunzel. So he was all, “You’re hawt, why are you locked in that tower?”

“Because of this evil woman that was jealous of my face.” Rapunzel yelled down.

“Alright,” he replied, “Let down your hair and I’ll climb it, because that makes sense and won’t hurt or inconvenience you in any way.” So Rapunzel, without taking into consideration the hundreds of thousands of nerve endings and pain receptors in the human head, let down her long bacon hair so the prince could climb up. But he didn’t. Because there was too much delicious bacon to eat. And enjoying crispy bacon is much more important than relying on a relationship in order to find happiness and validate your existence. The End. 

What the fuck dennys

I enjoyed this

DENNYS HOLY SHIT


kanayoshiko:

sic burn

(Source: captainharrison)

Also got a shiny goldman for my keychain ^_^ (at The Lego Store)

Cinderella always was my favorite Jedi knight… (at The Lego Store)

A delightfully successful day at the Lego Store today! (at Lego Store - Guildford Town Centre)

Boston creme cupcakes and spearheads in the tables. I like this place. (at Lelam)


thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

garlogan78:

“What happened to my parlor?!”

How can anyone not want to watch this show :D

(Source: kristenschaals)


Franklin & Bash - Guest Star [1x01]
Melissa Ponzio, Linden Ashby


bonneyq:

Franklin & Bash - Season 4 Episode 01 (The Curse of Hor-Aha)